Stardate 20040718.1619

(On Screen): The headline reads:

How could it be otherwise? If they weren't evading justice, they wouldn't be fugitives. And if they ceased being fugitives, some other lesser-rated fugitives would move up into the top spots as the top two most-wanted fugitives evading justice.

Update 20040719: This just in: U.N. Says Fugitives Escaping Prosecution.

That's why they call them fugitives.

Update 20040726: Richard Eriksson points out a headline reading, "Fugitive couple held in custody". He's right; they're not fugitives. If they're in custody, they're prisoners.