Stardate 20040408.1224

(On Screen): A Methodist group seems to think it has invented the idea of there being an 11th commandmant, and had decided it should be "Thou shalt not worship false pop idols."

Where have they been for the last few decades? I know what the 11th commandment is; I've known it since I was a kid: "If you do it, don't get caught." (And I was raised in the Methodist Church.)

Update: I don't doubt that there are many pretenders to the title of "11th commandment"; please don't send them to me.