Stardate 20031203.2055

(On Screen): UNMOVIC is on the job! The United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission announced today that it will continue to work to make sure Saddam Hussein complies with all UNSC resolutions regarding banned weapons and delivery systems.

And if they're just given enough time (and budget money) I'm sure that in 20 or 30 years they'll finish the job. Then we can all breathe a little bit easier.

Meanwhile, another group at the UN declared that North Korea's experiments with capitalism were a failure, implying that they should be stopped so that NK can go back to the much-more-successful central planning that made them the richest and most prosperous nation on Earth.