Stardate 20030910.0146

(On Screen): This is rich. It turns out that the US wasn't actually the real victim of the 9/11 attack. Never mind that smoking hole in the ground in NYC, or thousands of dead. The real victim was Saudi Arabia, we're now told.

See, bin Laden deliberately chose to have the majority of the hijackers be Saudis so as to damage the reputation of the nation. Or so it is claimed by an "anonymous Saudi Official".

My heart bleeds peanut butter for the Saudis.