Stardate 20030602.2231

(Captain's log): Someday I hope to not spend all day coughing my lungs out, but at the rate I'm going with this damned cold, it's gonna be a while. So I'm having a hard time concentrating on big things, or anything really worth writing about.

So, what to do? That's easy. Fall back on the old standards: sex and violence. (Well, it works for TV, don't it?)

USS Clueless thus is proud to present, for your viewing pleasure, a woman with big tits and a home-made flame thrower:

(Kim du Toit, this one's for you!)