Stardate 20030512.1339

(On Screen): This sounds like some sort of setup for a 1950's cheap horror flick:

The brains of at least 20,000 people, many of them depressed or mentally ill when they died, were removed without their families' consent over a 30-year period, a senior [British] government doctor reported Monday.

One has this image of a cabal of British doctors working on some evil plot. One sees tall grey-haired men with aristocratic accents (think 'Count Dooku') meeting and talking furtively about how well "the project" is going. There's a camera cut to an underground complex with rack after rack loaded with big glass bottles, each of which has a brain in it in a weirdly colored solution surrounded by bubbles and flashing lights, connected together by a bewildering array of plastic tubes and electrical wires, all being networked together to create a mass mind to think about... what? What evil scheme do these fiendish researchers intend to further? What is the project? All will be revealed in...

The Revenge of 20,000 Brains!!!

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