Stardate 20011227.2028

(On Screen via long range sensors): The President of the Pontland district of Somalia states that there are no al Qaeda camps anywhere to be found in Somalia. Therefore there's no good reason for the US to evince interest in the nation and we shouldn't bother dropping any bombs there. Situation normal. We're fine, we're all fine, here now, thank you. How are you?

There are a lot of things that leaders of other nations are going to be saying to us, but "There's nothing in our nation for you to be concerned with; if there were we'd definitely tell you. So go pay attention to someone else" is definitely one of the ones that isn't going to work. We are not gullible fools and we won't be giving anyone the benefit of the doubt anymore.