Google Searches
Stardate 20011018
This is an archive of some of the more interesting search strings
which show up in my referrer logs.
the+stock+market+attack+in+okahoma
("Stock market"? The
only thing stock markets in Oklahoma sell is livestock.)
picture+of+bush+with+turban+and+beard
(That's an interesting thought)
bin+Laden%22+AND+beard+AND+remove+AND+photo
(That would go nicely on my wall next to the
previous one)
butt+vaccines
(What is he trying to vaccinate against?)
a+knight's+tale+you+have+breasts+they're+under+your+neck
(Ah. I thought I had lost them. [Perhaps a
quote from the show?])
Bin+Laden+Liquore+store
(A new franchising opportunity?)
Susan+Lucci&All+my+children&spanking
(now that's kinky!)
Osama+bin+Laden+that+son+of+a+bitch
(Can't disagree with that)
articles+proving+creation+right+and+evolution+wrong
(Sure didn't find
that on my site)
atheist+single+female+san+diego
(I wouldn't mind meeting one of those,
myself)
cunieform+alphabet+lesson+plan
(Class, today's lesson is how to spell
"cuneiform")
taliban+and+the+daleks
(Ah, now it all makes sense!)
bin+laden+picture+for+target+shooting+practice
(Maybe this will replace Dillinger on FBI gun ranges)
mp3+mighty+steven+hawking
(A new career is in the offing as a rock star
when he gets tired of physics!)
ask+jeeves+do+you+have+flag+screen+saver
(This was a Google search, oddly enough.)
whaling+sodomy
(Now that is really kinky!)
history+of+war+amps+key+tags
(I can't figure out what he was trying to
find.)
uss+clueless+voyages+restless+mind
(Yes, I think I can help you out with that...)
cowpland+nude
(Apparently Michael Cowpland also has another
career ahead of him)
what+would+superman+do+with+isreali+terrorist
(Gee, I dunno)
why+do+we+use+speed+limits+instead+of+velocity+limits
(because velocity is a vector?)
political+humor%2Cthe+taliban+have+won+the+toss+and+elected+to+receive
(I wish I'd thought of that line!)
what+does+uss+stand+for
("United States Ship" [or
"United Space Ship" on Star Trek])
pitchers+beautiful+women
(Still life with nude)
22topless+pictures%22+of+%22Steven+Den+Beste%22+steven+steven+steven+steven+steven
+%28Hi%2C+steve.+How+are+you%3F+Isn%27t+this+rad%3F+I%27m+a+genius%21
(Alright, smartass...)
how+to+survive+beautiful+women
(I wish I had to solve this problem...)
nude+illegal+columbian+pictures+of+little+girls+under+13
(Go fuck yourself. Or wait until the feds catch
you, and then the other prisoners will help.)
pictures+of+anna+kournikova+without+pans
(I don't recall seeing any pictures of her with
pans. She starting a cooking show?)
nude+pitchers
(Right over there, next to the nude vases and
nude coffee cups.)
we+are+wrong+to+go+to+war+with+afghanistan
(This guy sure didn't find what he was looking
for on my site)
microsoft+crenelation
(Perhaps Microsoft's new anti-hacking defense
mechanism?)
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