Stardate 20011024.0834 (Crew, this is the Captain): Yet more people have
suddenly discovered that their opponents are terrorists. For instance, Janalyn Holt (head of Utah's Women for Decency) has
declared that pornographers are terrorists. And the American Life League
has suddenly discovered that abortion is a form of terrorism. It's amazing that suddenly terrorists are sprouting up under every rock and behind every tree; who would have suspected there were so many?
(discuss)Of course, no-one has discovered more terrorists than Falwell and Robertson, who determined that believers in civil rights, gays, lesbians, supporters of abortion rights, Federal Judges, the ACLU, People for the American Way, people who oppose prayer in the schools, pagans, and anyone who tries to "secularize" American. I figure that's about three quarters of us, all told.
