Stardate 20011002.2033 (On Screen): When we were kids and played baseball, the worst player on the team was invariably put in right field, where he would have the least opportunity of actually having to field anything. (That was always where I played, when I wasn't warming a bench. I was really terrible.) So it's pleasing to see that the star player for the Chicago Cubs, Sammy Sosa, is their right fielder.
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