Stardate 20010903.1004 (On Screen): We just narrow escaped having the Universe collapse in on itself and vanish. Whew! The government almost designated a dump (er, "sanitary landfill",) in Fresno as a National Historic Landmark. Fortunately someone came to their senses and prevented it. Good thing, too; it's also designated as a Superfund cleanup site, which mandates that it be cleaned up. But if it had been designated a National Historic Landmark then it would also have been illegal to change it -- and the resulting paradox would have destroyed the Universe. (That was a close one!)
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