Stardate 20010817.0742 (On Screen via away team): Here's the perfect gift for that thirteen year old who seems to have everything. I've seen kids around here riding on things sort of like this, only they had teeny gasoline engines. (One of them had taken a horrible fall and had a huge scab on his arm which was about fifteen square inches. Jeeze it was ugly. He'll be scarred for life.)
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