Stardate 20010809.1436 (On Screen via long range sensors): The Captain will admit that there are some genetic experiments which really do go too far. I don't want to see beefsteak tomatoes which actually run around and graze, for instance. And I definitely draw the line at this monstrosity. It's amazing it wasn't stillborn, quite frankly, and it's a face not even a mother can love. That strange birthmark on the side has got to go. (shudder)
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