Stardate 20010803.0742 (Crew, this is the Captain): I was in a drug store yesterday and while waiting on the checkout counter I spotted a magazine with pictures of three women on the cover. The center one was
Britney Spears (no surprise). Only when I looked more closely, it wasn't. It was actually
Heather Locklear. The resemblance between them is frightening; you don't suppose that someone has
already been working on human cloning, do you?
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