Stardate 20010712.0728 (On Screen): Oh, goodie! This is
just what Representative Condit's spin-doctors wanted to have come out right now. Couldn't be better. In addition to the now disappeared intern, and a stewardess, it comes out that a few years back he was also humping the 18-year-old daughter of a pentecostal minister. Just peachy. I think our hero's political career is over now; he has a snowball's chance in hell of being reelected.
(discuss)Update: Oh, yeah, it's just a marvelous day for his staff.
Update 20010731: Turns out that the claim by that minister was not true.
