Stardate 20010707.0741 (Crew, this is the Captain): The
USS Clueless drinking game. One drink for:
Each discussion of the Bill of Rights
Each time the Captain refers to himself in the third person
Each rant about Israel and the Palestinians
Each snide remark about the Macintosh
Each snide remark about Rambus
Each story about World War II in the Pacific
Any comment about the state of the art in computers twenty or more years ago, by personal experience
Any attempt to slag open source
Any attempt to slag creationists
Any log entry longer than five hundred words
Any time USS Clueless is linked by an "A-lister"
(discuss)
