# Code of Conduct for Erbosoft Projects

(Adapted from [this Quora blog post](https://www.quora.com/profile/Eric-Bowersox/Semi-Coherent-Mutterings/GitHub-Madness) )

The *one and only* criterion that will be used to determine whether a
contribution to this project will be accepted is *the quality of the
contribution and how well it solves the problem it was contributed to solve.*
**Period.**

I do not give *one milli-micro-nano-fraction of a* **fuck** what race you are,
what gender you are or identify as, who you want to sleep with, how old you
are, what your height or weight is, what if anything may be different about
your body or brain, what language you speak, what country you're from, what
God you pray to, where you work, how much money you have, et fucking cetera.
Is your contribution any *good?* That's all that matters.

There is one exception to the above rule: *If you're an asshole, you're*
**banned** *from the project.* **Permanently.**

If your contribution is not accepted, and you start *whining* about how it's
"actually" because you're of some-or-other
gender/race/religion/nationality/whatthefuckever, you are attempting to have
the deck stacked in your favor because you're "special." That makes you an
*asshole.* And you're *gone.*

This project explicitly *rejects* the "Open Code of Conduct" as published by
the TODO Group, and any similar "codes of conduct" that may be promulgated.
Anyone complaining about this is an *asshole,* because *who the fuck are you*
to tell *me* how *I* should run *my* goddamn project?  And you're *gone.*

I reserve the right to change this as I see fit...but anyone who tries to
*force* me to change it in ways that are *offensive to me* is an *asshole.*
And they're *gone.*