From a7378504163a77865e4de5ccdd83e8fb6ec326aa Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Amy Bowersox Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2019 09:33:31 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] And, since we have to include a license, we should include the official Erbosoft Project Code of Conduct. :) --- CODE-OF-CONDUCT.md | 57 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 57 insertions(+) create mode 100755 CODE-OF-CONDUCT.md diff --git a/CODE-OF-CONDUCT.md b/CODE-OF-CONDUCT.md new file mode 100755 index 0000000..fd0edab --- /dev/null +++ b/CODE-OF-CONDUCT.md @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +# The Erbosoft Project Code of Conduct +## (Revised December 2019) + +For the purposes of this project, the Owner is Amy G. Bowersox/Erbosoft Metaverse Design Solutions. + +1. *The Owner owns this project.* Not you. The Owner's decisions about any aspect of the project +are *final.* +2. This Code of Conduct contains harsh language. Tough shit. Suck it up, Buttercup. +3. Anyone who is an *asshole* is **banned** *from this project.* **Permanently.** +4. This project has certain objectives. Anything outside of those objectives is *irrelevant,* +unless and until the *Owner* changes the objectives. Not you. In particular, if you’re a Social +Justice Warrior trying to join this project to spread your *bullshit,* you are *automatically +declared an asshole.* And you’re *gone.* +5. The Owner reserves the right to change this Code of Conduct as they see fit. If, however, you try +to force the Owner to change it in ways that are *offensive to them,* or that try to advance +“social justice” ideals in any way, shape, or form, you’re an *asshole.* And you’re *gone.* +6. In particular, this project explicitly *rejects* the “Open Code of Conduct” by the TODO Group, +the “Contributor Code of Merit” by Coraline Ada Ehmke, the “Citizen Code of Conduct” by +Stumptown Syndicate, and any similar “codes of conduct” that may be promulgated. Anyone complaining +about this is an *asshole,* because *who the fuck are you* to tell *the Owner* how *they* should +run *their* goddamn project? And you’re *gone.* +7. The *one and only* criterion that will be used to determine whether a contribution to this project +will be accepted is *the quality of the contribution and how well it solves the problem it was +contributed to solve.* **Period.** (“Contribution” may include code, documentation, testing, or fundraising.) +8. The *one and only* criterion that will be used to judge your worth in relation to this project is +*the quality of your contributions (as defined above) to this project.* **Period.** +9. The Owner hereby does not give *one milli-micro-nano-fraction of a* **fuck** what race you are, +what gender you are or identify as, who you want to sleep with, how old you are, what your height or +weight is, what if anything may be different about your body or brain, what language you speak, +what country you’re from, what God you pray to, where you work, how much money you have, +et fucking cetera. Is your contribution any *good?* That’s all that matters. +10. If your contribution is not accepted, and you start *whining* about how it’s “actually” because you’re +of some-or-other gender/race/religion/nationality/whatthefuckever, you are attempting to have the deck +stacked in your favor because you’re “special.” That makes you an *asshole.* And you’re *gone.* +11. Only those people who have contributed a sufficient quantity of good work to the project, +*as determined in the Owner's sole discretion,* will be allowed to assume any board position, +administrative position, or management-related role. And, any position that the Owner gives, they can +also *take away,* for any reason. Anyone who complains about this is an *asshole.* And they’re *gone.* +12. You will do your own work. If you try to pass off the work of others as your own, you’re a +fucking *plagiarist,* and also an *asshole.* And you’re *gone.* +13. If there’s a discussion that cannot be resolved within the scope of the project, +*take that shit somewhere else.* The Owner does not want your bullshit here. If you continue to spread +your bullshit here, you’re an *asshole.* And you’re *gone.* +14. As noted above, the Owner's decisions about any aspect of the project are *final.* Anyone +*pissing the Owner off* by getting all up in their face about said decisions is an *asshole.* +And they’re *gone.* +15. Any advisory boards, committees, etc., having to do with this project will answer to *the Owner.* +The Owner reserves the right to disband any such whenever the hell they feel like it. As always, anyone +complaining about this is an *asshole.* And they’re *gone.* +16. Anyone who does not approve of the objectives, direction, or attitude of this project is +free to *get the fuck out* at any time. Bye Felicia! + +Acknowlegements: +- [Why Hackers Must Eject the SJWs](http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6918), Eric S. Raymond +- [OSS Code of Merit](http://voxday.blogspot.com/2016/01/code-of-merit.html), Vox Day +- [A contribution policy for open source that works](https://medium.com/@jmaynard/a-contribution-policy-for-open-source-that-works-bfc4600c9d83#.dslxcx1fc), Jay Maynard +- [The Code of Merit](https://github.com/rosarior/Code-of-Merit/blob/master/CODE_OF_MERIT.md), Roberto Rosario \ No newline at end of file